This is not fake. This is a real e-mail. I am immature, yes. This has inspired a play to be written…I’m hilarious. I do not need to fully explain this, because the e-mail explains it all. In short, I was insulted at how a douchbag named George who was my mom’s boyfriend left her for another woman, and decided to break up with her via e-mail.

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First of all, my mom did not give me your e-mail address, so you can’t get angry at her. I’m pretty smart, I can figure things out.

George, when I was a little girl, you were a cool guy. I remember you being a nice person. I remember playing catch with you and my dad in your backyard in Brampton; it was fun. I mean, you would have to be a stand-up kind of fellow to be friends with my dad.

I really would like to know one thing. I want to know HOW could you do this to my mom? Let’s just look at a few little details here:

How could you spend two years not contacting my mom after my dad’s death? Do you realise how many people just abandonned my mom after my dad had died? People who she thought were her friends too, who she had known for decades?

If you had not gotten divorced from ******, would you have even bothered contacting my mom, or would you be like the rest of them? Do you realise how abandonned and lonely my mom must have been? I think you did, I think you were well aware that you could take advantage of my mother when she was so vulnerable.

Do you know how shady you come across as? Not contacting my mom until JUST after your divorce has been finalized? If my dad had not died, would you have contacted my mom after your divorce? Were you just waiting for the day my dad would die so that you could divorce ****** and get my mom back? How could you stab your dead friend in the back and then try steal his wife?

1 strike is the first divorce, 2 strikes is the second divorce, 3 strikes is going after your dead friend’s widow and then dumping her over the internet.

It does not even come as a surprise to me then, that you dumped my mom because you found a different woman.

But really, how can you do that? Are you 16 years old? Grown adults don’t dump people over the internet. Neither do men with balls. You spend years pursuing my mom and then don’t even have the balls to break up with her over the phone?

Honestly, how do you rationalize this? I really want to know what your explanation is for these years of disrespectful actions.

It may not have been the most mature thing for me to track down your e-mail address and send you an irate message, but too bloody bad.

I hope that one day you will experience the pain my mom has experienced.

Yours Truly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Leora Brooke *******************************

p.s. BC is fucking awesome dude!!!! too bad you’re a douche bag, otherwise I would invite you to hang out and smoke some pot with me on the West Coast!!!!