Today at Real Canadian Superstore, I saw a movie in the discount movie bin that was priced at $0.49.  I could not pass that up, so now I am the proud owner of the movie “Monster Man”, a horror/comedy direct-to-video release.

We all watched it here tonight, and I can safely say that it was actually THE worst movie I have ever seen. Hands down.  It is an extraordinary quality for a film to earn such a distinction.  I think a few of the other people who were watching it tonight also asserted that it was the worst movie they had ever seen, too.

I am exhausted, so I am not going to go into detail.  If you would like to know more about this movie, there is an in depth review on Bad Movie Planet of the film.

I should mention that it has one of the weirdest non-pornographic sex scenes I have ever seen, and also has a scene where a character inadvertently performs what is implied to be cunnilingus on a bloody, dead roadkilled animal of some sort.  You see, he was having a sexy dream and somehow a dead, bloody animal ended up on his face… so naturally, he stuck his tongue into its crevasse and got a little freaky, until he woke up and freaked the fuck out.

P.S. Happy PESACH.   I ate bread today.  I’m a bad person   Maneschewitz, plz.